Thursday, November 4, 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

A Question for the Ages

What do we think, ladies: do bartenders -- consciously or otherwise -- give stronger drinks to attractive women to liven up a place? I'm not suggesting it's a widespread conspiracy, but it seems strangely reasonable to endrunken part of the clientele to attract customers, and create the impression that the place is really fun, thereby encouraging more drink-buying.

Mr. Lady PerriWhig stated that this is a well-known strategy, although he did not go so far as to attribute it as the cause of my recent...experience. I will say, however, those were some strong G&T's.

It goes without saying, I think, that if this is true, it borders on evil. I suppose it serves women/me right, though: nice girls don't go to bars and get shit-faced.