Friday, September 24, 2010

Daily Dialogue: Coming to God

Kitty Carney: So, did you hear about that guy who got caught in the campus chapel... ahem... exposing himself?

Lily Pistil: Maybe he's from the dorms. Maybe he just needed a quiet place to masturbate.

Lady Perriwhig: Aren't those chapels mostly glass?

All: Ew!

Kitty Carney: Well, you know what they say, though: People in glass houses shouldn't stroke bones.

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