Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Text Transcript: On The Age of Wonder

Apparently, Doctor Villanelle's last blog post was not enough to contain her ire about dipshit academics in love with the phallus, because that bitch be textin' me. It was gloriously rage-filled, so read on, friends:

Doctor Villanelle: You ever read Age of Wonder?

Lily Pistil: I have. But very quickly. I found it kind of annoying.

DV: Thank you! I posted a not quite coherent response to it last night (don't blame me, blame the plague) and I was in hopes that I wasn't the only one that found it aggravating...

LP: So in the tradition of great man of history ball-licking. I don't know why everyone likes it.

DV: Seriously, I lost my shit when I was reading it... Why is it that when Keats talks about the soul he's a touching and inspiring genius, and when Mary Shelley talks about the soul she's a pregnant woman who may have learned some shit from her husband?? WTF yo!

LP: I know!!! It will be interesting when this guy comes out with his next book about the lost women scientists of the 19th century. I wonder which body parts he will attribute their discoveries to?

DV: Certainly not their minds..... And please tell me he's actually going to write about some female POETS and not just write off all the lady folk as silly novelists. Gawd! I just about screamed when I was reading his chapter on Frankenstein.

LP: I think this one will only be about scientists.

But ladies can't be poets, silly woman. Poems require genius. Ladies aren't geniuses.

DV: Well... That ought to be interesting... I certainly hope he makes sure to acknowledge their male chaperons and inspirations.

LP: Oh I am sure.

DV: Oh my gosh! You're right! I forgot for a moment that the category of woman was used to designate a life form purely dedicated to the creation of children and the male genius (which aren't always that far apart)! My bad!

LP: Here is a line you might appreciate I just read in Burke: "If beauty in our own species was annexed to use, men would be much more lovely than women..."

DV: Wow. I mean... Yep... That's just awesome... God bless the menfolk, huh?

LP: Bless their tiny, self-aggrandizing hearts, they can't help it.

DV: Because they're too worried about their tiny non-actualizing manhood?

LP: So I understand.

1 comment:

  1. Wait--ladies can be *scientists*? I don't think that's true. This is going to be a very short book.

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